what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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