I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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