32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
