Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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