Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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