I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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