walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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