Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
