i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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