Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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