i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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