Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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