Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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