Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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