these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
home. puking in laundry basket.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
The ass gains better be worth it
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