We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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