the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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