he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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