I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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