your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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