Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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