I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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