i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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