Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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