babies were throwing up all over the place
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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