we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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