im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He did a backflip because drugs
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