when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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