I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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