I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My ass is underappreciated
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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