Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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