Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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