I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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