what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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