Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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