I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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