Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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