and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think your dad took our porno
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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