Yo dont text me then not text me
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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