Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
