At least make sure they are 18
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god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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