He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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