so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I have aggressive nipples.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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