Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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