Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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