The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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