we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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