why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Randomize