This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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