C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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