maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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