I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Do vagina's smell?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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