Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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