I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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