hotel room ftw
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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