but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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